I Hate People

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Its winter, and the friggin AC is on?!?!?!

Im sitting here at work, and my hands are fucking FREEZING!! "Why, do you work outside?" you might ask? I mean, its basically December, in Philly, and it gets kinda cold outside this time of year. No! I dont work outside. I sit at a desk, in an office, that up until now I thought had heat. Apparently, the AC is on today, because everyone around me is bundled up in their friggin coats and hoodies. So, as I type this, my hands are staring to go numb.

How does this relate to hating people? Well, some douche-box had to have the bright idea to either consciously turn on the AC, break something that would allow the heat to work, or just NOT THINK!

Oh and another thing... It's CHRISTMAS!! FUCK YOU, stop trying to change that. No, its not a "Holiday Tree" its a goddamn "Christmas" tree!! (haha, get the pun?) So, just knock it off already!

I hate people.....

Lets get to the point... I hate people! You must too, since you are here reading this. First of all, let me start with a perfect example of why I hate people. When I was trying to create this blog, EVERY variation of "hate" and "people" that I could come up with was taken. I looked at all of them, and you know what? They all SUCK! Thats right, all you lame bloggers thinking you are haters. YOU, are the reason I hate people. Well, one of the reasons. Theres about a million reasons why I hate people.

Todays tip:
People are the root of everything that sucks. Everything! Thats right. You played a game that sucks? Well developers made it, they are people. Bang your knee on a low table? Yep, a person made that somewhere. Its his fault. (Why you gotta make it so short anyway!?) Hurricanes washing away everything you ever knew? Thank Global Warming on that one... oh wait, thats a direct result of PEOPLE SUCKING! You get the idea.