I Hate People

Teen mom stabs her newborn 135 times / Leave Imus alone

2007-04-13T09:15:00.000-04:00

Ummm.....

STILLWATER, Minn. — A 17-year-old stabbed her newborn baby 135 times and disposed of her body in a garbage can outside her home, authorities alleged Thursday.

Uhhhhh..... so that happened.

I know its been quite a while since my last post, but things are a bit back to normal.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265843,00.html

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DON'T even get me started on this fucking Imus bullshit thats been going on. I'm utterly disgusted right now with the current state of this country. But then again, I could always leave (which is an equally unappealing idea). And yes, I DON'T think he should have been fired. It was a dumb comment that wasn't funny and he fucked up. So what? But then you have all these douchebags running around starting fires and making people upset who would have otherwise not cared at all.

I love it that the people who stand for bringing people together and common unity, are the ones who are single handedly ripping the country apart.

New title: I Hate Judges (they are people too)

2006-01-13T11:18:00.000-05:00

There was outrage Wednesday when a Vermont judge handed out a 60-day jail sentence to a man who raped a little girl many, many times over a four-year span starting when she was seven.

Outrage?? Thats hardly the right word for it. But yes... I don't even know where to begin on this one. I hope this guy finds himself in a situation where he gets raped repeatedly for years and years and years, and then considers 60 days "just" punishment for the crime committed against him.

Theres a situation with judges in the country, that people are all too aware of. Yet, because of their untouchable status, nothing is being done about it. Not to go in a diatribe about that, but I just thought this story was too funny.

By the way, the tool used to edit these posts is a pain in the ass! It can't get "quotes" right for shit!

Cant take the heat...?

2006-01-12T09:26:00.000-05:00

Today's tip: When faced with the challenge of accepting one of the most important jobs in the United States, facing very tough questions from the people whose job it is to make sure you can handle the job, you should have your wife sit behind you and cry the whole time.

It works wonders!! I can’t help but appreciate the genius behind the puppeteers of the Republican Party. They couldn’t have planned that to work out as well as they envisioned. The media is, of course, eating it up by huge mouthfuls. "Don’t you think you were being too harsh?" etc, etc, etc.

Politicians are good at being people.

Throwing newborns out is ALWAYS a great idea!

2006-01-11T21:02:00.000-05:00

Yes, if you have a baby and absolutely can't think of anything else to do with it, simply throw it in the trash!

Her parents should be shot, she should be shot. She knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she was getting knocked up. She knew EXACTLY what was happening when she was hiding the pregnancy for 9 months. And she certaintly knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she stuffed the baby in a bag and threw it in the garbage.

"You don't know what that child is going through," she said. "She must have been so scared. She probably had no support system. It's a terrible thing to happen to a 15-year-old. She's a child herself."

To think of all the wonderful trashcans we can find these babies in when they DO ban abortion. I cant wait!! I hope this bitch gets sent away for a VERY long time.

Read the full article: http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/104-01092006-595242.html

16 year olds are stupid.

2006-01-09T09:12:00.000-05:00

Morning cereal...

2005-12-15T09:55:00.000-05:00

I HATE it when I pour milk into my morning bowl of cereal and because of the randomness of the flakes, the milk shoots across the room in a glorious arc and gets EVERYWHERE but in the bowl!! Similiarly, I hate when I'm doing dishes and the faucet water hits a spoon or something and the SAME arc of water streams out of the sink and across the room, or onto my chest.

This doesn't really have anything to do with people, but its been a little bit since my last post and wanted to post something.

Oh and on a side note, I got quoted in Cnet:
http://news.com.com/2061-11199_3-5984639.html - Yay for me!

If you're an ass, Sue someone!

2005-12-06T11:53:00.000-05:00

The amount of lawsuits in this country is completely obsurd. I'm not saying anything you don't know already, and the amount of writing that one could do simply on litigious lawsuits is more than anyone cares to read about. What I will do, though, is point out one recent lawsuit that tickled my fancy.

Microsoft sued over alleged Xbox 360 glitch
A Chicago man who bought Microsoft Corp.'s new Xbox 360 has sued the world's largest software maker, saying the new video game console has a design flaw that causes it to overheat and freeze up.
The proposed class action claims that in Microsoft's bid to gain share in the $25 billion global video game market, the company was so intent on releasing the Xbox 360 before competing next-generation machines from Sony and Nintendo that it sold a "defectively designed" product.

Now, anyone who was lucky enough to get their hands on an Xbox 360 has seen and knows about the infamous Power Supply Unit (PSU). Basically, its about the same size as the original Xbox. Now, this thing, this PSU, gets VERY hot. Thats it's POINT! The "defective" rate of this unit is about 3-4%. And I guarantee that the reason people are having overheating issues (the 3-4%) is because they burried this thing under 500 lbs. of wire and cable, behind their entertainment unit, shoved against the wall, sitting on very thick shag carpeting.

I hope this douche wastes 1000's and 1000's and 1000's of dollars, or gets fined for wasting a judges time.

Home remedy: To quiet that crying baby, give it Vodka!

2005-12-02T13:15:00.000-05:00

Mardala Derival and Mackenson Dantus were charged with aggravated manslaughter in the 2004 death of their daughter, Makeisha. An autopsy determined she had a blood-alcohol level of 0.47 and severe liver damage when she died."

Former Broward County Medical Examiner Dr. Ronald Wright said that for a baby to ingest enough alcohol to reach 0.47. or nearly six times the adult legal limit. It was equivalent to a 160-pound adult drinking 18 beers.

Need I say more?

Family Entertainment Protection Act

2005-12-01T19:05:00.000-05:00

So, apparently we know exactly how important the following issues in the United States stand (as far as politicians are concerned):

Homeless rate, Heathcare, Unemployment, the War in Iraq, National Security, the Border problems and associated illegal aliens, sexual predators and fugitives, rebuilding after the numerous devastating huricanes and weather disasters (and the preparation for further disastrous weather catastrophes in the future - its not like they are going to go away, i.e. Global Warming), etc, etc, etc, the list goes on and on.

What's MORE important than those items? The sale of violent video games to minors. Yep! Senators Hiliary Clinton (future DEM candidate and final step to completely erradicate the party?) and Joseph Lieberman have announced the Family Entertainment Protection Act, "an ambitious legislative proposal which would not only ban violent videogame sales to minors at a federal level, but would establish federal oversight, and possible regulation, of the Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB)." It looks like the gov is continuing to step in and take over for the ass-hats that are NOT doing their job... parents.

Seriously... I give up. I just give up!

Its winter, and the friggin AC is on?!?!?!

2005-11-30T14:45:00.000-05:00

Im sitting here at work, and my hands are fucking FREEZING!! "Why, do you work outside?" you might ask? I mean, its basically December, in Philly, and it gets kinda cold outside this time of year. No! I dont work outside. I sit at a desk, in an office, that up until now I thought had heat. Apparently, the AC is on today, because everyone around me is bundled up in their friggin coats and hoodies. So, as I type this, my hands are staring to go numb.

How does this relate to hating people? Well, some douche-box had to have the bright idea to either consciously turn on the AC, break something that would allow the heat to work, or just NOT THINK!

Oh and another thing... It's CHRISTMAS!! FUCK YOU, stop trying to change that. No, its not a "Holiday Tree" its a goddamn "Christmas" tree!! (haha, get the pun?) So, just knock it off already!

I hate people.....

2005-11-30T14:30:00.000-05:00

Lets get to the point... I hate people! You must too, since you are here reading this. First of all, let me start with a perfect example of why I hate people. When I was trying to create this blog, EVERY variation of "hate" and "people" that I could come up with was taken. I looked at all of them, and you know what? They all SUCK! Thats right, all you lame bloggers thinking you are haters. YOU, are the reason I hate people. Well, one of the reasons. Theres about a million reasons why I hate people.

Todays tip:
People are the root of everything that sucks. Everything! Thats right. You played a game that sucks? Well developers made it, they are people. Bang your knee on a low table? Yep, a person made that somewhere. Its his fault. (Why you gotta make it so short anyway!?) Hurricanes washing away everything you ever knew? Thank Global Warming on that one... oh wait, thats a direct result of PEOPLE SUCKING! You get the idea.